The world is my ostrich, or whatever. Commentary:"When life hands you an ostrich, just remember: it can't fly away with your dreams! 🦩✨" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever. Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you. A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet. Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.
