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We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

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The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

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Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

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My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

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Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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