Funny whimsical quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

  Commentary:
  "When life hands you an ostrich, just remember: it can't fly away with your dreams! 🦩✨"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tale of when melons discovered fashion! 🎃👖😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You can reach me by butterfly.

  Commentary:
  🦋"Forget about carrier pigeons, I only communicate via fashionable butterflies now. Catch me if you can! 💌😄 #ButterflyWhisperer" 🦋

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine stumbling upon the house from Hansel and Gretel, only to find it magically transformed into a delicious taco paradise! 🌮🏠 Now that's a spicy twist on a classic tale that is sure to leave your taste buds wanting more! Just make sure not to nibble on the walls, or you might end up attracting some very hungry taco-loving witches! 🌮🧙‍♀️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

  Commentary:
  "Because why pop a pill when you can pop a candy? Sweet relief meets bitter reality 😂🍭💊 #PainPoppingPEZ"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is on an impromptu journey to the land of flying monkeys and emerald cities! 🌪️✈️ Better stay out of their way or you might end up with a house on your head! 🏠😂 #WindyDayAntics

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