Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Being the teacher's pet never felt so good… or costs so much! 😂🛋️👩⚕️ #TherapyGoals" Related funny posts 🤝 The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available. My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch. My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her. Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.