Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

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Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?