Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.