I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Navigating the cocktail of single life and late-night feelings like a pro! 🍹😅🌙 Related funny posts 🤝 You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again. The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle. Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.