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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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Happiness is an inside job.

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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

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