There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Purple fans are just living in a world of grape expectations 🍇💜 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese. To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner? The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.” Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that. So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.