Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Purple: the official flavor of mysteries we accept 🍇🥤🤔💜" Related funny posts 🤝 There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures. One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies. I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car. I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing. Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.