Commentary:
Purple fans are just living in a world of grape expectations 🍇💜
Funny fans quotes
I post for my other personalities. They’re huge fans.
Commentary:
Does each personality get its own password, or do they all share one?
You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?
Commentary:
That's because deciphering the lyrics is the only challenge more hair-raising than listening to the songs! 🎵🕵️♂️🔍
The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”
Commentary:
I dennis this comment so much, I've already sent it 47 letters and a mixtape 🚀✉️🤣
To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?
Commentary:
"🤔 Maybe they're just trying to create a unique form of 'cooling off' for their fans! 😂💨 Who needs AC when you've got OnlyFans, right?"
Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.
Commentary:
"Just doing some social media spring cleaning… you never know when you might suddenly find yourself in the spotlight with a mob of passionate fans at your doorstep! 🧹📱 Better to be safe than sorry, right? 😅 #DeletedTweets #FamousLoveLife"