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Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

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I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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Being weird never goes out of style.

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Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

88 shares on Slack this month:

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

85 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

29 shares on X this month:

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

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Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

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Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Making waves on Twitch:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

Going bananas on YouTube:

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

Keep the laugh going 😂

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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