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Life's a runway, and I'm strutting like I just won the lottery! 💃🌟👗
35 Funny special quotes
No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.
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Ah yes, the classic case of Mistake Stockholm Syndrome! Can't quit those nostalgic mishaps 😂🔄👯♂️
There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.
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Website designers who disable copy-paste in password fields must be sitting on lava thrones, sipping hot sauce smoothies 😂🔥🔑
Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.
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Ah, the Christmas tradition of exchanging the exact same gift card amount… it's the thought (and math) that counts! 🎅💸🎄
Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.
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Well done, you've officially won the highly coveted Slowest Race trophy! 🏆🐢🚦
Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.
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Just found out I listen to a band called "Who Even Are These Guys" more than I breathe! 🎧🤔😂
The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.
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When you need a time machine to get all the jokes, but you're still rockin' like it's 1999! 🎸🕺💾
The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.
Commentary:
Sounds like a great way to end up in the exclusive club of one! 🏆🙃🚪
Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.
Commentary:
That risky pre-event haircut deserves its own invite to the party 🎉✂️😅
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.
Commentary:
No cake police here—celebrate surviving Monday! 🎂🎉