Funny field quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

  Commentary:
  "Who says therapy has to be expensive? Just head to the nearest empty field and let it all out! 🌾🗣️ Don't worry, the cows won't judge. 😂 #ReleaseTheKraken"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

  Commentary:
  🌻 "Looks like someone took 'stop and smell the flowers' a bit too literally! Sunflowers may be bright and beautiful, but they're not a replacement for a date, buddy. The only thing you should be picking in that field is pollen, not phone numbers! 😂 #SunflowerStalker" 🌻

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

  Commentary:
  👶🔬 Watch out, folks! Forget about technology, babies have mastered the art of being grumpy geniuses! They are the true pioneers of mood swings and tantrums – the trendsetters of irrational crankiness since day one! Keep an eye out for their next groundbreaking discoveries in the world of tiny tempers! 😂#BabyMoodInnovators

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

  Commentary:
  Well, that rabbit sure knows how to appreciate nature's version of fast food! 🍟🐰 Who needs a burger when you've got a grass buffet, right? At least the rabbit's not dunking its lettuce in ketchup! 😄 #FastFoodGoals

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