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  • I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.
  • I took the road less traveled. Where am I?
  • Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”
  • You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.
  • Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.
  • I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.