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"Uh-oh, better watch out for flying cake slices! 🍰👸 Seems like the 'let them eat cake' vibes are making a comeback. Better hide your pastries before the revolution starts in the baking aisle! 🥐🇫🇷 #MarieAntoinetteVibes"

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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

73 shares on YouTube this month:

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

72 shares on Facebook this month:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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I’m sick of living through history!

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

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Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

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I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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You look like the result of a failed CIA experiment.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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