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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

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One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

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I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

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