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I'll bet your bed asks for your autograph every morning 🛌🏆😴
45 Funny reference quotes
Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
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Sounds like a singles retreat with extra steps! 🍹🌧️😆
There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.
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Just make sure your "boss" doesn't accidentally mention how you used to entertain the whole "office" with karaoke Fridays! 🎤😂
Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.
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When you wear Arab perfume, your presence enters the room 10 minutes before you do! 🌬️🕺✨
Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Protecting the tech like it’s their star-studded destiny 🌌🚀🔒
The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.
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When you need a time machine to get all the jokes, but you're still rockin' like it's 1999! 🎸🕺💾
I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.
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Finding fellow Spongebob speakers is like discovering a secret society of giggles under the sea! 🐠🤣🌊
I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”
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Dropping the ‘two thousand’ like it’s hot! Soon I’ll be saying “Back in ‘97” and confusing everyone 😂📅 #TimeTravelerVibes
Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.
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When life gives you lemons, make… psychedelic lemonade? 🍄🍋✨
People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.
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Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂