Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.
  • If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.
  • We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.
  • I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.
  • One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.