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My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.