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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Commentary:
"Maybe it's the whole 'never invites you in for a cup of tea' vibe he's got going on 🧛‍♂️. I mean, it's hard to trust someone whose favorite color is blood red, am I right? 😅"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Dracula, humor, i, just, skepticism, something, trust, vampire on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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