There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust. Commentary:"Maybe it's the whole 'never invites you in for a cup of tea' vibe he's got going on 🧛♂️. I mean, it's hard to trust someone whose favorite color is blood red, am I right? 😅" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin. For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless. So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response. I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen. Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.