There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.