There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThere’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations. Never trust a wet fart. Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny. If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this. Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.
