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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

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Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

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I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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