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Someone from ðŸ‡ŧ🇚 has downloaded:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Someone from 🇎🇷 has copied:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Someone from 🇰ðŸ‡ē has viewed:

PiÃąatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĐðŸ‡ŋ has bookmarked:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡Ķ has downloaded:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡đ has downloaded:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Someone from 🇊🇊 has downloaded:

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŊðŸ‡ē has bookmarked:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ŧ has viewed:

These aliens are taking forever.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Trending via Pinterest:

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Spotted on Facebook:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Trending via Instagram:

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Making waves on Threads:

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Going viral on TikTok:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Spotted on Threads:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

Going viral on WeChat:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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Someone from ðŸ‡Ļ🇷 has shared:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļ🇎 has shared:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡· has downloaded:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡ŋ has copied:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŋðŸ‡Ķ has downloaded:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĐðŸ‡ŋ has viewed:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡đ has bookmarked:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡· has viewed:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡đ has shared:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡š has shared:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Social Media Log ðŸ’Ŧ

Just landed via Messenger:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

Going viral on Messenger:

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Just shared via TikTok:

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Going viral on Discord:

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

Trending via X:

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

Just shared via Facebook:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Shared recently on Discord:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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