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A selfie only a mother could like.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”