I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

I hate the saying: "Get up, the sun is shining!" What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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🌞 “I hate the saying: ‘Get up, the sun is shining!’ What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis? 🌿 Maybe photosynthesis isn’t such a bad idea… at least it’s a bright idea for a lazy morning! Just don’t forget to water yourself occasionally! 💦”

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