“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire? Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Too much garlic? Nah, that's just spicy love in the kitchen! π§ππ₯ #GarlicGoals" Related funny posts π€ Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in. Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now weβre just out here seasoning ourselves for them? I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork. A garlic a day keeps people away. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.