This meeting should’ve been a fist fight. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When the agenda is just two people slapping each other with spreadsheets! π₯ππ" Related funny posts π€ Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we donβt trust. An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend. I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand. I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand. I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.