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  • Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.
  • At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.
  • Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.
  • ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.
  • Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.
  • To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.