Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?