Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'm the bomb at forgetting things! 💣😅 Related funny posts 🤝 The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist. According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you. When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth. Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.