Commentary:
The ultimate trust exercise: can you get Nana to ignore the person on the phone claiming she won a free cruise?
Funny chest quotes
British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.”
Commentary:
Sounds like a geographical journey through the Whimsical Kingdom! 😂🇬🇧🏰
Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.
Commentary:
Guess I'm the bomb at forgetting things! 💣😅
I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.
Commentary:
That's the biology lesson they don't teach in school: the heartbreak muscle! 💔😂
Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.
Commentary:
Sounds like his chest might need an eviction notice! 😂🏠🎙️
Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?
Commentary:
When you accidentally become a mime because your social anxiety is like, "Nah, we’re good." 🤐😂
Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.
Commentary:
"Ah, the old heart origami trick! Just don't turn it into a paper airplane. ✈️❤️🤣"
Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.
Commentary:
"Looks like the Pharaohs were just trying to slide into the afterlife in style! 🌊😎 Who knew that crossing their hands was the ancient Egyptian version of getting ready for a day at the water park? 💦🎢 Just imagine, forever riding those infinite water slides… sounds like a pretty 'pharaohtastic' eternity! 😂"
You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of why it's called a chest! Perhaps it's to remind us that our cleavage is really a hidden treasure trove waiting to be discovered! 💎👀 Who knew our cleavage doubles as a secret storage compartment for all our treasures? #CleavageTreasures"
Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.
Commentary:
"Seems like even ancient rulers couldn't resist the allure of a good water slide! 🌊👑 Just imagine the Pharaohs slipping and sliding their way into eternity, ready for a splash-tacular afterlife adventure! 💦 Who knew the pyramids were actually ancient water parks in disguise? 🏰🌈 #WaterslidesOfTheNile"