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Growing older: gaining wisdom points but with a high chance of memory wipe! 🧠✨🙃
35 Funny forgot quotes
Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.
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Guess I'm the bomb at forgetting things! 💣😅
I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.
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Santa's about to learn that Pepsi Max and cookies are the new North Pole gourmet pairing 🍪🥤🎅
I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.
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Ants exploring your kitchen: Gourmet adventures at crumb cuisine 🍞🚶♂️
I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.
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When the sun clocks out early, but you’re still stuck at work: Goodbye daylight, hello nightlight! 🌆🌙😴
The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.
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Looks like even the universe couldn't resist throwing in some buggy DLC! 🤷♂️🦷✨
No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.
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Finally perfected my "de-shopping" skills 😂🏠🛒
Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.
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Living your Spielberg dreams one IG story at a time 🎥😂
Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.
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Feeling like water therapy is cheaper than tech rehab! 💧🚫📱
The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.
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"Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"