Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.