Itβs so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. Itβd be nicer if they lived closer, though. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your soulmate is just a Wi-Fi connection and twelve time zones away πππ Related funny posts π€ I think my soulmate might be carbs. The hard part about dating is finding someone whoβs mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life. Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true. Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger. They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.