15 funny action quotes - Wordgag

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

May 21, 2026

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

May 20, 2026

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

May 19, 2026

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

May 19, 2026

The circus does not condone the actions being taken by its monkeys.

Apr 1, 2026

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

Apr 1, 2026

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

Mar 31, 2026

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

Mar 28, 2026

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Mar 28, 2026

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Mar 28, 2026

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Mar 27, 2026

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

Mar 27, 2026

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Mar 26, 2026

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Mar 25, 2026

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Mar 25, 2026