Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When life gives you lemons, shake what your mama gave you! πππ" Related funny posts π€ My mama didnβt raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity. Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!” I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time. Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel. My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.