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Looks like the Meta glasses went from "lens to laughs" real quick! 🤓🤣👀
38 Funny social behavior quotes
True friendship is allowing a certain level of ghosting to go unmentioned.
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When your friendship is less about texting back and more about telepathic vibes 😂👻📱
Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.
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When sober, taxis are just a ride—when drunk, they're a free therapy session on wheels! 🚕🍸😂
Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.
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Trying to stop aging is like pressing pause on a horror movie—you're just prolonging the jumpscare! 🎬🧟♂️😱
I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.
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Clearly confidence levels are breaking all-time records, just like my cringe meter! 🤪📈
It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.
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Well, maybe if expiration dates were printed on foreheads, we'd all be a little nicer 😂🤝⏳
Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.
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Mastering the ancient art of "I'm present," level: Grandparent Edition 👴🎶📵⚡
You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.
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Finally evolved from a people pleaser to a "read" warrior! 🦸♂️📱🔕
Unpopular activity: minding your own business.
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Finally found the secret to happiness: ignoring everyone else's drama! 🙉🤫😎
Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.
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Starting a silent staring contest club and we already suspect each other 😂🔍🤫