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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

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The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

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What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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Not my room, not my elephant.

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

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Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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