47 funny using quotes - Wordgag

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

May 19, 2026

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

May 19, 2026

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

May 18, 2026

I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

May 18, 2026

Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.

May 18, 2026

Using Twitter as a semi-vague posting journal for memory purposes.

May 6, 2026

It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

May 6, 2026

Using Twitter means knowing the news a week before everyone else.

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If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.

Apr 1, 2026

People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

Apr 1, 2026

Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

Apr 1, 2026

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

Apr 1, 2026

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

Apr 1, 2026

When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

Apr 1, 2026

My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

Mar 31, 2026

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Mar 31, 2026

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Mar 31, 2026

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Mar 31, 2026

I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

Mar 31, 2026

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

Mar 31, 2026

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

Mar 31, 2026

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Mar 31, 2026

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

Mar 31, 2026

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

Mar 31, 2026

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Mar 31, 2026

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

Mar 31, 2026

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

Mar 31, 2026

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Mar 30, 2026

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

Mar 30, 2026

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Mar 30, 2026

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Mar 30, 2026

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

Mar 30, 2026

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

Mar 30, 2026

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Mar 29, 2026

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

Mar 29, 2026

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

Mar 29, 2026

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Mar 29, 2026

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Mar 29, 2026

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Mar 29, 2026

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Mar 29, 2026