37 funny type quotes - Wordgag

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

May 23, 2026

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

May 23, 2026

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

May 23, 2026

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

May 23, 2026

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

May 23, 2026

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

May 23, 2026

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

May 21, 2026

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

May 21, 2026

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

May 19, 2026

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

May 19, 2026

They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

May 19, 2026

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

May 19, 2026

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

May 19, 2026

“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

May 19, 2026

Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

May 18, 2026

I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

May 18, 2026

Type of person to take the long way home just to listen to more music.

May 6, 2026

Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

Apr 1, 2026

Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.

Apr 1, 2026

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

Apr 1, 2026

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

Mar 31, 2026

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Mar 31, 2026

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

Mar 31, 2026

I think my type is a nice person.

Mar 31, 2026

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Mar 30, 2026

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

Mar 30, 2026

Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

Mar 30, 2026

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

Mar 29, 2026

You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

Mar 29, 2026

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Mar 29, 2026

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Mar 28, 2026

My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

Mar 28, 2026

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Mar 28, 2026

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Mar 27, 2026

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Mar 27, 2026

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Mar 27, 2026

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Mar 27, 2026