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Is it too much to ask for a wiper setting between torrential downpour and light sprinkle? 😂🌧️🚗
20 Funny truly quotes
Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.
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The backpack liberation celebration 🎒🎉 Freedom tastes like a vending machine snack! 😄
I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.
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Well, now Pharrell owes me an explanation for turning my frown upside-downside! 🎶😅
America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes.
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Looks like we graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with a degree in Deja Vu! 🎓🔄🤦♂️
Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.
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When your mind's in the gutter but your face is angelic enough to get away with it 😇🧠😈
You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.
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When rearranging the grocery store becomes a personal attack. I'm not ready for this level of adulting! 🛒😤
I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.
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As my new coach, Netflix is insisting on a marathon, but I think they misunderstood! 🏃♀️🍿📺
Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.
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It’s all fun and games until the bank knows you too well: "Did you really need 37 cat-themed mugs?" 🐱🛒📞
Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.
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Pretending to be a genius undercover as a clueless potato 🥔🤔😂
Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.
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Trying to type on a TV with a remote is like trying to write a novel using a potato 🥔📺✏️