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Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Trending via Pinterest:

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Reported on Snapchat:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

Shared recently on Discord:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Broadcasted on Slack:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Going viral on Discord:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Going viral on Instagram:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Reported on WeChat:

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Just landed via Pinterest:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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