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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.