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Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.