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We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

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Sounds like the produce section could use a few more space bananas! 🍌👽🚀

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alien, before, Earth, grocery, grocery store, humor, joke, need, newcomer, people, shopping, store on Oct 2, 2025 by slickboy.

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