We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the produce section could use a few more space bananas! ππ½π Related funny posts π I donβt normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store. Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store. Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic. Sorry Iβm late, my song came on at the grocery store. Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.