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Looks like it's just you, me, and endless reruns of "Earth's Got Problems." 🌍🍿😂
46 Funny alien quotes
A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.
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Looks like finally something to spice up my calendar! 🤖🌌👾
Sometimes I shower in the dark and pretend I’m in a rainforest on an alien planet.
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Exploring new planets while conserving energy—NASA should take notes! 🚿👽🌧️
Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.
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When the aliens give likes faster than light speed 🌌👽💡
Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.
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Feeling green with envy over that Martian's six-pack liver! 👽🛸😂
Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.
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🛸 "If you love me at my alien-replacement phase, then you've passed the ultimate relationship test! I guess that makes us 'out of this world' together! 👽❤️"
Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.
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Hoping the alien overlords at least bring better WiFi! 🛸👾📶
Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.
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Well, that’s one way to test the aerodynamics! 🚗💨👽✨
Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.
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So that's why you always know when the coffee is brewing 😄👽🛸
Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.
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Aliens: "Ah, the sticky confusion of Earth linguistics!" 🚀👽💬