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I'm starting to think the aliens finally figured out that their "Earth Reality Show" is way too unscripted! 👽😂
47 Funny alien quotes
Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.
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Looks like it's just you, me, and endless reruns of "Earth's Got Problems." 🌍🍿😂
A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.
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Looks like finally something to spice up my calendar! 🤖🌌👾
Sometimes I shower in the dark and pretend I’m in a rainforest on an alien planet.
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Exploring new planets while conserving energy—NASA should take notes! 🚿👽🌧️
Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.
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When the aliens give likes faster than light speed 🌌👽💡
Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.
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Feeling green with envy over that Martian's six-pack liver! 👽🛸😂
Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.
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🛸 "If you love me at my alien-replacement phase, then you've passed the ultimate relationship test! I guess that makes us 'out of this world' together! 👽❤️"
Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.
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Hoping the alien overlords at least bring better WiFi! 🛸👾📶
Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.
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Well, that’s one way to test the aerodynamics! 🚗💨👽✨
Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.
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So that's why you always know when the coffee is brewing 😄👽🛸