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"Looks like the whales got their own fan club now! 🐋👏 Sorry regular fish, you'd better step up your game next time or face the boos! 🐟👎😂"

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You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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2 months ago

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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2 months ago

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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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2 months ago

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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2 months ago

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29 shares on Snapchat this month:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

42 shares on Twitch this month:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

77 shares on Slack this month:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

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Just shared via YouTube:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Trending via Discord:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Spotted on Slack:

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Broadcasted on Discord:

That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

Trending via Discord:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

Trending via TikTok:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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