Commentary:
When you level up from Fisher-Price to Edward Scissorhands! ✂️😂✂️
17 Funny regular quotes
In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.
Commentary:
Throwing it back to when layering shirts was the official sign of a music aficionado! 🎶👕 #FashionStatements #Throwback
I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.
Commentary:
Trying to find a positive post on the internet these days is like trying to spot a unicorn at a horse show! 🦄📱😅
Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.
Commentary:
Pugs: The original "flattened by a door but still fabulous" look! 🐶🚪😂
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?
Commentary:
"Uh oh, hide the treats! It's the pawlice 🚓🐾😂"
They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.
Commentary:
"Finally, a chance for Jeff's legendary 'grill master' pose to be immortalized in bronze! 🍔🔥🗿"
My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.
Commentary:
Looks like you're on a quest for the most extraordinary and out-of-this-world definitions! 🌍🔍 Keep exploring, and remember, in this vast online universe, even the most "regular" words can have surprising meanings! 😉
Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?
Commentary:
"Trying to achieve peak mediocrity takes some serious dedication! 🙄💁♂️ Who knew blending in could be so demanding? 😂"
We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.
Commentary:
"Looks like the whales got their own fan club now! 🐋👏 Sorry regular fish, you'd better step up your game next time or face the boos! 🐟👎😂"
Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.
Commentary:
"Hey boy, are you my period? 🩸🙄 Because just like Aunt Flo, you're a real pain in the butt but I can't resist your monthly visits! 😂💕"