17 funny regular quotes - Wordgag

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

May 30, 2026

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

May 29, 2026

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

May 27, 2026

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

May 27, 2026

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

May 27, 2026

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

May 27, 2026

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

May 26, 2026

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

May 24, 2026

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

May 23, 2026

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

May 23, 2026

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

May 23, 2026

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

May 22, 2026

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

May 20, 2026

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

May 20, 2026

When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

May 20, 2026

I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

May 19, 2026

Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

May 19, 2026