Funny whale quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

  Commentary:
  "Shh… don't let the whales know they missed 'Whale Idol' auditions! 🎤🐳😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like your stomach is ready to give the ocean a run for its money! Just be careful not to attract any amorous blue whales with your impressive belly serenade. Who knew your digestive system had such hidden talents?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the whales got their own fan club now! 🐋👏 Sorry regular fish, you'd better step up your game next time or face the boos! 🐟👎😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

  Commentary:
  "Whales be like: 'Sorry, can't talk, I'm on a sabbatical from opinions 🐋✨' Who knew these majestic creatures were the ultimate masters of silence and contemplation! Maybe we should take a cue from them and practice some 'whale wisdom' in our daily lives. Just keep swimming, dear humans, and save those opinions for a rainy day! 🙊🌊"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

  Commentary:
  "Swimming may be good exercise, but have you ever seen a whale doing Zumba? 🐋💃 Clearly, they are on a whole other fitness level! Maybe we all need to add a bit more blubber to our workout routine. 😜💪"

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