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"Ah, adulthood – where you collect chins like they're going out of style! 🧔🏻🧔🏻 Who needs just one chin when you can have two, right? Double the chin, double the wisdom… or so they say! 😂 #ChinUp"

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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2 months ago

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Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

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Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

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I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

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Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

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At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

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The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

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I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

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My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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