11 funny lonely quotes - Wordgag

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

May 30, 2026

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

May 27, 2026

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

May 26, 2026

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

May 26, 2026

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

May 26, 2026

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

May 26, 2026

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

May 25, 2026

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

May 22, 2026

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

May 22, 2026

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

May 22, 2026

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

May 21, 2026