Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You know the nap is good when it left you marks.
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  • Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.
  • My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.
  • Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.
  • Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.