Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either. Posted onSep 23, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWelcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep! Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle. Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status. Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day. “Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.
