Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?
  • I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.
  • I am single, please disturb me!
  • Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.
  • The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.
  • I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.