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Trying to negotiate with a cop like they're a toddler – peak strategy! 👃🚔😅
Funny cop quotes
Playing dead when a cop pulls me over.
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When the officer asks for your license, but you’re too busy perfecting your Oscar-winning performance! 🎭🚔😂
Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.
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Taking "Silent Night" to new levels since 1829 😂🎄👮♂️📡
I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.
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Spinning in circles until I get dizzy or a ticket, whichever comes first! 🚓😂🔄
I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.
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When you know you're the life of the party but also the head of the bedtime committee 😂🛏️🎉
This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.
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Looks like he's auditioning for a role in the next Fast & Furious movie! 🚓🎬😂
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?
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"Uh oh, hide the treats! It's the pawlice 🚓🐾😂"
Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.
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"Why open up when you can keep the mystery alive? 🎭🚔 #StaySilent"
Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.
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🍑🔥 "Well, who knew your rear end was such a hot commodity! 😉🚓 Better watch out for any 'hot' pursuits now – literally! Stay sizzling, mate!" 🔥🍑
Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.
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"Welcome to your 40's: That kid playing dress-up might actually be serving you a speeding ticket 🚓😂 #RealityCheck"